Yes, Britney Spears is in trouble and needs help.

I hope she finally gets it. I get paid to make fun of her, but I am legitimately concerned. She’s got two infants at home.

How does someone get so out of touch with reality?

Perhaps this blurb from the latest sad story will help us understand:

“Kevin continues to be a very focused father with his children’s best interests at heart,” said a statement from Mark Vincent Kaplan, read by the lawyer’s publicist, Michael Sands.

That’s right: That statement was read not by Britney’s unemployed ex-husband, not by his lawyer, and not by his publicist –but by his lawyer’s publicist.

Welcome to Hollywood, where your “best interests” are left to folks whom you pay to pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to say something. No wonder she’s losing touch.

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