I’m sitting in a darkened bathroom at a gym in sherman oaks, ca. we’re taping the mystery show and right now the mystery is why the light sensor on the wall can’t seem to detect my presence in here. perhaps i’m a ghost. yet I don’t believe ghosts poop.
fortunately the glow of my treo shines enough light to get through the remaining basics of the transaction.
one technology has saved me from another.
still, I miss switches.
J. Keith van Straaten can be seen as the host of Yahoo! Answers On The Street, a talking head on VH1’s Best Week Ever and on E! countdown shows like Celebrity Feuds and Guilty Pleasures. He hosted Comedy Central’s game show Beat The Geeks, and since 2004 has been producing and hosting What’s My Line? - Live On Stage in Los Angeles (coming to New York City in 2008).
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