Man Down!
Originally uploaded by jkeithdotnet
Soccer can be dangerous. There’s no padding, and only 3 substitutions allowed per game. This leads to a lot of theatrics, trying to convince the officials that you’e more injured than you really are.
A good way to do this is to lie motionless on the field, save for a well-timed tremor and drool.
Even still, the other guy only got a yellow card.
J. Keith van Straaten can be seen as the host of Yahoo! Answers On The Street, a talking head on VH1’s Best Week Ever and on E! countdown shows like Celebrity Feuds and Guilty Pleasures. He hosted Comedy Central’s game show Beat The Geeks, and since 2004 has been producing and hosting What’s My Line? - Live On Stage in Los Angeles (coming to New York City in 2008).
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