Sure it starts innocently enough, with a small bathmat maybe. Then you need something stronger to get a fix…a little northeastern concentric to get you through the cold winter. But you need more to fill all that empty space –you’re climbing walls with stuff from the orient and then next thing you know you’re importing Persians direct from the manufacturer.
And you start to wonder… Just who’s doing the walking-on here?
J. Keith van Straaten can be seen as the host of Yahoo! Answers On The Street, a talking head on VH1’s Best Week Ever and on E! countdown shows like Celebrity Feuds and Guilty Pleasures. He hosted Comedy Central’s game show Beat The Geeks, and since 2004 has been producing and hosting What’s My Line? - Live On Stage in Los Angeles (coming to New York City in 2008).
Copyright © 2008 J. Keith van Straaten
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Cats. Carpet. How long til baseball season and we get back to your hot dog eating conquests? Looking forward to spring.