LAX-tra Hassles.





I miss Burbank. Bob Hope airport serves my home just as well as Los Angeles International, yet is never as crowded, rushed, slow, or mean.

It’s taking forever to board this plane. It’s even cramped outside on the tarmac. Look at all that crap they’ve got stored there.

Oh, and did I mention that this flight is scheduled to depart at 12:55 a.m.?

Traveling at this time should be easier, but really it just means you can’t buy any snacks and there’s no one to help with your luggage.

I’m in a middle row on a mid-size plane in the middle of the night. It’s the middle of the week on a flight to the middle of the Gulf Coast.

And I feel completely off center.

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