In fact there will be seven vials of it, and it will all be drawn from my vein in a few moments. Then it will be tested at various laboratories for various diseases, antibodies, and cholesterols.
Here’s hoping the numbers add up. And the vials stay where they’re supposed to.
J. Keith van Straaten can be seen as the host of Yahoo! Answers On The Street, a talking head on VH1’s Best Week Ever and on E! countdown shows like Celebrity Feuds and Guilty Pleasures. He hosted Comedy Central’s game show Beat The Geeks, and since 2004 has been producing and hosting What’s My Line? - Live On Stage in Los Angeles (coming to New York City in 2008).
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I will drink your platelets - I will drink them up!