J. Keith van Straaten

Jack, Glory, Dick, and Pie

J. Keith — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:04:08 +0000

Hole, party of 4, your entertainment is ready.

Photos from The Fix-Up Show #11 – 8-28-10

J. Keith — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:50:24 +0000

Celebrity Panelist David Lindsay-Abaire

Single Holly
Panel Laura & Clyde
Potential Matches Randall (not pictured), David, Sam
Photos by Jennifer Skura – www.jenniferskura.com

See Food Restaurant

J. Keith — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 04:43:53 +0000

What else is there to do with food but display it?

Faulty Premise

J. Keith — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 04:40:28 +0000

Seems like their surveillance missed something…

Ovoidance

J. Keith — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 07:07:20 +0000

This egg seems to know what’s coming.

Photos from The Fix-Up Show #10 8-21-10

J. Keith — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:06:09 +0000

With Celebrity Panelist Jeff Garlin!

Fantastic this is my lucky

J. Keith — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:49:27 +0000

Apparently I said that as I moved a chair.

Caption capture

J. Keith — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:46:27 +0000

Me on tv!

Single? You’re not alone.

J. Keith — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:37:34 +0000

There are 96 million people in the United States who have no spouse. That means 43 percent of all Americans over the age of 18 are single, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

via Single? You’re not alone – CNN.com.

So, get yourself on the Fix-Up Show!

Photos from The Fix-Up Show #9 – 8-14-10

J. Keith — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:01:03 +0000

With celebrity panelist Eve Plumb! Photos by Jennifer Skura.

Die-cast

J. Keith — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:03:08 +0000

This casting studio has a weapons policy. So how am I supposed to kill at my audition?

Just the thing I miss

J. Keith — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:01:30 +0000

My boy, my boy!

Pink bury

J. Keith — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:50:46 +0000

Sure, you do your banking, then you throw your shoes away in the garbage can next to the ATM. Perfectly normal.

Incensed

J. Keith — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:25:09 +0000

This can’t be a bad idea, right? I mean, if they didn’t want you to light things on fire and stick them into the fire alarm, they would have made the holes in the cage around it smaller.

Meet my son, Jack.

J. Keith — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:22:51 +0000

Baseball tov

J. Keith — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:41:42 +0000

Great day to have a knish at the ballpark.

Photos from The Fix-Up Show #8 – 8-7-10

J. Keith — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:50:46 +0000

Celebrity Panelist Pat Kiernan. Photos by Jennifer Skura.

“The Fix-Up Show” on “Don’t Miss This” – NBC New York

J. Keith — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 05:39:24 +0000

YouTube – “The Fix-Up Show” on “Don’t Miss This” – NBC New York.

You can still see it on TV this week. Or, you know, just watch it here.

Smoke Free Hospital

J. Keith — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 23:14:05 +0000

Man, if you can’t smoke in a hospital, where CAN you smoke?Dang liberals.

New Roommate

J. Keith — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 23:13:46 +0000

Normally I don’t like sharing an apartment, but Willie seems to be an ok roomie so far.

Many people enjoy me – New reviews of “The Fix-Up Show.”

J. Keith — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 21:25:21 +0000

New reviews of “The Fix-Up Show”, including Flavorpill, WNBC, BroadwayBox, and more! Thanks, y’all!

Come check out the new season, Saturdays at 7pm!

Wry Coast

J. Keith — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:28:03 +0000

Road I Land

J. Keith — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 22:01:26 +0000

I have been to five states in 24 hours. This state I like.

Irregular Tomatoes

J. Keith — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:39:11 +0000

Theses tomatoes could use some metamucil

Photos from The Fix-Up Show #7 – 7-22-10

J. Keith — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:00:25 +0000

Oh the times we had!! Dick Cavett was there!! And so was the Wall Street Journal!!

Educational toyz

J. Keith — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:29:24 +0000

11-letter word, win.4-letter word, fail.Irony, Epic Win.

Interboro elevator

J. Keith — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:27:04 +0000

And you thought the L train was fast…

Hallie / Healy

J. Keith — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:20:11 +0000

During a crap-filled travel meltdown day, behold the healing power of the vanilla milkshake (right) and unexpected visit with cousin Hallie (left).

DIA-lated

J. Keith — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:14:47 +0000

This sculpture in the Denver airport pretty much captures how I feel after arriving late, though this guy at least has his bag. I had to wait another 4 hours for my suitcase –my CARRY-ON suitcase.Remember, you can’t spell "Denver" without NERVED.

This photo nearly got me arrested.

J. Keith — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 05:18:56 +0000

I just thought it was funny –a no parking sign in an underground subway station. The undercover cop nearby thought it was suspicious –a guy taking a picture of a sign in a subway station. I tried to explain why it was funny. He tried to explain why it was suspicious. Neither apologized. I presume he’s posting about it on his blog too.