J. Keith van Straaten http://www.jkeith.net The J. Stands for Blog Fri, 08 Apr 2011 23:38:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 Cattica! http://www.jkeith.net/cattica/ http://www.jkeith.net/cattica/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 23:38:36 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/cattica/


]]> http://www.jkeith.net/cattica/feed/ 0 Skull Bus http://www.jkeith.net/skull-bus/ http://www.jkeith.net/skull-bus/#comments Tue, 26 Oct 2010 19:56:37 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/skull-bus/


So the guy over there is carrying a skull on the bus. That is all.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/skull-bus/feed/ 1 4-0! http://www.jkeith.net/4-0-2/ http://www.jkeith.net/4-0-2/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2010 22:59:41 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/4-0-2/


That’s right, ladies… You’re looking at the reigning champion of Scrabble club #44.The line forms to the left.

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Let’s get ready for winter, Angel fans!

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/earflaps/feed/ 0 NoFL http://www.jkeith.net/nofl/ http://www.jkeith.net/nofl/#comments Fri, 24 Sep 2010 03:05:03 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/nofl/


Aussies coming to LA expecting to see football are going to be a wee bit disappointed.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/nofl/feed/ 0 G’dry! http://www.jkeith.net/gdry-2/ http://www.jkeith.net/gdry-2/#comments Sun, 19 Sep 2010 13:50:47 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/gdry-2/


Nothing says australia more than the sight of a kangaroo and emu using a hand dryer.

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Nothing says australia more than the sight of a kangaroo and emu using a hand dryer.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/gdry/feed/ 0 Ocean Spry http://www.jkeith.net/ocean-spry/ http://www.jkeith.net/ocean-spry/#comments Thu, 16 Sep 2010 09:56:34 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/ocean-spry/


G’Day from Sydney

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/ocean-spry/feed/ 0 FareWille http://www.jkeith.net/farewille/ http://www.jkeith.net/farewille/#comments Mon, 13 Sep 2010 09:44:13 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/farewille/


Willie and I have our goodbyes as our time together ends. One day we will perhaps be together again. Perhaps then there will be a sheet on the bed.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/farewille/feed/ 0 central american idol http://www.jkeith.net/central-american-idol/ http://www.jkeith.net/central-american-idol/#comments Fri, 10 Sep 2010 03:24:46 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/central-american-idol/


The fans await me.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/central-american-idol/feed/ 0 backpackcrack http://www.jkeith.net/backpackcrack/ http://www.jkeith.net/backpackcrack/#comments Fri, 10 Sep 2010 03:21:33 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/backpackcrack/


Latenight on the airtrain

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Farewell, land of spider monkeys and pretty breakfasts…

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/toasta-rica/feed/ 0 Brooklyn Representin, yo http://www.jkeith.net/brooklyn-representin-yo/ http://www.jkeith.net/brooklyn-representin-yo/#comments Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:43:44 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/brooklyn-representin-yo/


]]> http://www.jkeith.net/brooklyn-representin-yo/feed/ 0 Blurry-gal http://www.jkeith.net/blurry-gal/ http://www.jkeith.net/blurry-gal/#comments Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:02:41 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/blurry-gal/


The photographer was understandably trembling in the presence of two Coney Island freaks.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/blurry-gal/feed/ 0 Jack, Glory, Dick, and Pie http://www.jkeith.net/jack-glory-dick-and-pie/ http://www.jkeith.net/jack-glory-dick-and-pie/#comments Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:04:08 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/jack-glory-dick-and-pie/


Hole, party of 4, your entertainment is ready.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/jack-glory-dick-and-pie/feed/ 0 Photos from The Fix-Up Show #11 – 8-28-10 http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-11-8-28-10/ http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-11-8-28-10/#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:50:24 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/?p=1690

Celebrity Panelist David Lindsay-Abaire

Single Holly
Panel Laura & Clyde
Potential Matches Randall (not pictured), David, Sam
Photos by Jennifer Skura – www.jenniferskura.com

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What else is there to do with food but display it?

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/see-food-restaurant/feed/ 0 Faulty Premise http://www.jkeith.net/faulty-premise/ http://www.jkeith.net/faulty-premise/#comments Sat, 28 Aug 2010 04:40:28 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/faulty-premise/


Seems like their surveillance missed something…

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/faulty-premise/feed/ 0 Ovoidance http://www.jkeith.net/ovoidance/ http://www.jkeith.net/ovoidance/#comments Thu, 26 Aug 2010 07:07:20 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/ovoidance/


This egg seems to know what’s coming.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/ovoidance/feed/ 0 Photos from The Fix-Up Show #10 8-21-10 http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-10-8-21-10/ http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-10-8-21-10/#comments Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:06:09 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/?p=1685

With Celebrity Panelist Jeff Garlin!

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Apparently I said that as I moved a chair.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/fantastic-this-is-my-lucky/feed/ 0 Caption capture http://www.jkeith.net/caption-capture/ http://www.jkeith.net/caption-capture/#comments Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:46:27 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/caption-capture/


Me on tv!

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/caption-capture/feed/ 0 Single? You’re not alone. http://www.jkeith.net/single-youre-not-alone/ http://www.jkeith.net/single-youre-not-alone/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:37:34 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/?p=1681 There are 96 million people in the United States who have no spouse. That means 43 percent of all Americans over the age of 18 are single, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

via Single? You’re not alone – CNN.com.

So, get yourself on the Fix-Up Show!

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/single-youre-not-alone/feed/ 0 Photos from The Fix-Up Show #9 – 8-14-10 http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-9-8-14-10/ http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-9-8-14-10/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:01:03 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/?p=1679

With celebrity panelist Eve Plumb!  Photos by Jennifer Skura.

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This casting studio has a weapons policy. So how am I supposed to kill at my audition?

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/die-cast/feed/ 0 Just the thing I miss http://www.jkeith.net/just-the-thing-i-miss/ http://www.jkeith.net/just-the-thing-i-miss/#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:01:30 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/just-the-thing-i-miss/


My boy, my boy!

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/just-the-thing-i-miss/feed/ 0 Pink bury http://www.jkeith.net/pink-bury/ http://www.jkeith.net/pink-bury/#comments Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:50:46 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/pink-bury/


Sure, you do your banking, then you throw your shoes away in the garbage can next to the ATM. Perfectly normal.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/pink-bury/feed/ 0 Incensed http://www.jkeith.net/incensed/ http://www.jkeith.net/incensed/#comments Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:25:09 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/incensed/


This can’t be a bad idea, right? I mean, if they didn’t want you to light things on fire and stick them into the fire alarm, they would have made the holes in the cage around it smaller.

]]> http://www.jkeith.net/incensed/feed/ 0 Meet my son, Jack. http://www.jkeith.net/meet-my-son-jack/ http://www.jkeith.net/meet-my-son-jack/#comments Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:22:51 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/meet-my-son-jack/


]]> http://www.jkeith.net/meet-my-son-jack/feed/ 0 Baseball tov http://www.jkeith.net/baseball-tov/ http://www.jkeith.net/baseball-tov/#comments Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:41:42 +0000 J. Keith http://www.jkeith.net/baseball-tov/


Great day to have a knish at the ballpark.

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