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	<title>J. Keith van Straaten</title>
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		<title>Brooklyn Representin, yo</title>
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		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/brooklyn-representin-yo/</link>
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		<title>Blurry-gal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The photographer was understandably trembling in the presence of two Coney Island freaks.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/blurry-gal/</link>
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		<title>Jack, Glory, Dick, and Pie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hole, party of 4, your entertainment is ready.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/jack-glory-dick-and-pie/</link>
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		<title>Photos from The Fix-Up Show #11 &#8211; 8-28-10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Celebrity Panelist David Lindsay-Abaire Single Holly Panel Laura &#38; Clyde Potential Matches Randall (not pictured), David, Sam Photos by Jennifer Skura &#8211; www.jenniferskura.com]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-11-8-28-10/</link>
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		<title>See Food Restaurant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What else is there to do with food but display it?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/see-food-restaurant/</link>
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		<title>Faulty Premise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Seems like their surveillance missed something&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/faulty-premise/</link>
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		<title>Ovoidance</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This egg seems to know what&#8217;s coming.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/ovoidance/</link>
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		<title>Photos from The Fix-Up Show #10 8-21-10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With Celebrity Panelist Jeff Garlin!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-10-8-21-10/</link>
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		<title>Fantastic this is my lucky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently I said that as I moved a chair.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/fantastic-this-is-my-lucky/</link>
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		<title>Caption capture</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Me on tv!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/caption-capture/</link>
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		<title>Single? You&#8217;re not alone.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are 96 million people in the United States who have no spouse. That means 43 percent of all Americans over the age of 18 are single, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. via Single? You&#8217;re not alone &#8211; CNN.com. So, get yourself on the Fix-Up Show!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/single-youre-not-alone/</link>
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		<title>Photos from The Fix-Up Show #9 &#8211; 8-14-10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With celebrity panelist Eve Plumb!  Photos by Jennifer Skura.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-9-8-14-10/</link>
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		<title>Die-cast</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This casting studio has a weapons policy. So how am I supposed to kill at my audition?]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/die-cast/</link>
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		<title>Just the thing I miss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My boy, my boy!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/just-the-thing-i-miss/</link>
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		<title>Pink bury</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure, you do your banking, then you throw your shoes away in the garbage can next to the ATM. Perfectly normal.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/pink-bury/</link>
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		<title>Incensed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This can&#8217;t be a bad idea, right? I mean, if they didn&#8217;t want you to light things on fire and stick them into the fire alarm, they would have made the holes in the cage around it smaller.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/incensed/</link>
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		<title>Meet my son, Jack.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/meet-my-son-jack/</link>
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		<title>Baseball tov</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Great day to have a knish at the ballpark.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/baseball-tov/</link>
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		<title>Photos from The Fix-Up Show #8 &#8211; 8-7-10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Celebrity Panelist Pat Kiernan.  Photos by Jennifer Skura.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-8-8-7-10/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;The Fix-Up Show&#8221; on &#8220;Don&#8217;t Miss This&#8221; &#8211; NBC New York</title>
		<description><![CDATA[YouTube &#8211; &#8220;The Fix-Up Show&#8221; on &#8220;Don&#8217;t Miss This&#8221; &#8211; NBC New York. You can still see it on TV this week.  Or, you know, just watch it here.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/the-fix-up-show-on-dont-miss-this-nbc-new-york/</link>
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		<title>Smoke Free Hospital</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Man, if you can&#8217;t smoke in a hospital, where CAN you smoke?Dang liberals.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/smoke-free-hospital/</link>
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		<title>New Roommate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Normally I don&#8217;t like sharing an apartment, but Willie seems to be an ok roomie so far.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/new-roommate/</link>
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		<title>Many people enjoy me &#8211; New reviews of &#8220;The Fix-Up Show.&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New reviews of &#8220;The Fix-Up Show&#8221;, including Flavorpill, WNBC, BroadwayBox, and more!  Thanks, y&#8217;all! Come check out the new season, Saturdays at 7pm!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/many-people-enjoy-me-new-reviews-of-the-fix-up-show/</link>
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		<title>Wry Coast</title>
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		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/wry-coast/</link>
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		<title>Road I Land</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been to five states in 24 hours. This state I like.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/road-i-land/</link>
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		<title>Irregular Tomatoes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Theses tomatoes could use some metamucil]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/irregular-tomatoes/</link>
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		<title>Photos from The Fix-Up Show #7 &#8211; 7-22-10</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh the times we had!! Dick Cavett was there!! And so was the Wall Street Journal!!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/photos-from-the-fix-up-show-7-7-22-10/</link>
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		<title>Educational toyz</title>
		<description><![CDATA[11-letter word, win.4-letter word, fail.Irony, Epic Win.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/educational-toyz/</link>
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		<title>Interboro elevator</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And you thought the L train was fast&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/interboro-elevator/</link>
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		<title>Hallie / Healy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During a crap-filled travel meltdown day, behold the healing power of the vanilla milkshake (right) and unexpected visit with cousin Hallie (left).]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jkeith.net/hallie-healy/</link>
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